2019 Football Season
Team Record: 8-2
Band Record: 10-0
Butler 2019
Butler at Princeton
September 21st, 2019
Princeton wins 49-7
Pregame:
You would think Ivy League schools would have the most precise marching and technical music out of all the colleges…but I guess not. It’s the Princeton University Band!
[Band marches on to Princeton Cannon Song]
Who are we playing today? Butler? Are they butlers in training? They must’ve come a long way from the International Belgian Butler Academy. I’ve got it wrong? Oh, Butler College! Welcome to the first intramural football game of the season. Butler College versus the rest of Princeton! No? Ah, I see, it’s Butler University, the only relevant university that wears blue and has a bulldog mascot. The same Butler University whose Tigerhub equivalent is my.butler. But, when I go to “my butler” it’s because he’s taking too long to bring me my tea. Why isn’t he answering his bell? He’s supposed to bring me anything I want, anyway i want it.
[Band forms a teacup and plays Any Way You Want It]
Butler’s slogan says that “Good things happen when you unleash a bulldog”, but it’s been two weeks and I still haven’t found Fido. I miss u buddy. He’s probably in doggy heaven sniffing some double double rotating P.
[Band forms the Double-Double Rotating P and plays Going Back to Nassau Hall]
Run away, Band! We’ve got a dog to find!
Halftime:
Shhhhh it’s bed time now, it’s the Princeton University Band!
[Band marches on to Princeton Forward March]
The Battle of Frosh Week by the Princeton University Band
Once upon a time, the lord dragon Eisgruber rested quietly in his Nassau Hall den, only emerging every Pre-Rade to give breadcrumbs to only the most fortunate students. In order to save money on ink for The Daily Princetonian, Eisgruber planned to remove the word “frosh” from frosh week. The frosh, seething with anger, brought forth a champion, the freshman with the least sense of direction, the biggest backpack,, the viniest of vineyards, and the boatest of shoes. Step forth, Cody Sampson, a 6’ 4 freshman from Greenwich, Connecticut! In order to rouse the drowsy dragon, he hatches a plan! A fake donation of one hundred billion dollars to rename the new music building ‘the old music building’. Enticed, the lizard man bursts out from Nassau Hall. It’s the battle between the king of the freshman and the lord of the dragons, a game of thrones. Forming Cody Sampson’s shield on the field, the band plays Game of Thrones.
[band forms a shield and plays Game of Thrones]
Bam! Cody used poorly doctored prox. It’s not very effective. Eisgruber counters with conveniently timed study breaks at midnight! Cody fights off the temptation to decorate a pot for his succulent, but Eisgruber threatens him with a D for all his PDF classes this semester. Cody used jumping over the TI fence. Alas! The spikes are too long and spiky! Eisgruber rubs his dragon hands together in glee. “Hee hee hee”, he snarls.
Cody will follow with eager ears any bumping bass line. Mesmerized by an absolute banger just outside Fitzrandolph Gates, Cody struts out the cursed metal gates, not realizing it was a trap! He vanishes, never to graduate again….
The fight of Frosh Week was over. The freshmen lost sight of their beloved frosh week and their tragic hero. Such a sad ending to the summer.
[band forms a sad face and plays Summertime Sadness]
Run away band, The End.
Bucknell 2019
Princeton at Bucknell
September 28th, 2019
Princeton wins 56-23
Bucknell did not allow a field show for either pregame or halftime.
Columbia 2019
Columbia at Princeton
October 5th, 2019
Princeton wins 21-10
Pregame:
NOT the cleverest band in the world, it’s the Princeton University Band!
Dearest Sir Lee Bollinger,
Good afternoon my not-so-good sir. * slap sound * I cahn’t believe you’ve done this. We write this letter on behalf of our dearly departed friends, the Columbia University Marching Band, towards whom you have acted with the utmost disgrace. Not only did you evict your most valuable asset, but you are also rubbing salt into a most bloody wound by requiring your new band-age to have auditions.
We were going to donate one hundred thousand billion bitcoin to your University, but now we’re going to have to give it to Yale.
Have fun when your average football game attendance drops from “the Columbia Band” [pause] to ZERO.
Disrespectfully yours,
the Princeton University Band
And now, a direct message to the Princeton Office of the Dean of Undergraduate Students: (please) don’t stop us now.
[Band forms the odus symbol and plays Don’t Stop Me Now]
Press double double rotating p to play respects to the Columbia Band.
[Band forms Double Double Rotating P and plays Going Back to Nassau Hall]
Run away band, none of you passed the audition.
Halftime:
Corrupting the youth since 1919, it’s the Princeton University Band!
You may have heard about the recent retirement of this year’s lawnparties headliner. But do you know the real story? The Princeton band now presents how it actually happened. Cupcakke looks out into the crowd of TI bros clad in salmon [NOT PINK] shorts and realizes this is not what she wanted. What had her life come to? she takes in the mob of losers-I mean-lizards- no sorry, I mean snakes . . and knew that she never wanted to do this ever again. In a public service announcement, she tearfully stated, “I don’t wanna go to hell for corrupting these… alternatively hydrated kids. After learning a thing or two from Princeton, the expert on legacies, I want my legacy to be one of light and virtue. I just want my fans to have a good Impression.”
[Band forms a cupcake and plays The Impression That I Get]
Speaking of corrupting the youth, the pumpkin spice latte is once again rearing its ugly head even earlier than usual. Considering that Princeton’s atmosphere was essentially a pumpkin spice latte on Wednesday, with highs reaching 90 degrees, it’s absolutely time for some HAWT fall drinks. With such a saturation of orange on campus, how could anyone crave anything else but fall flavored drinks. As unfortunate as it may be, clearly we’re already stuck in the land of 1000 pumpkin spice lattes!
[Band forms a coffee cup and plays Land of 1000 Dances]
Run away, band – the curséd spice beckons.
Lafayette 2019
Lafayette at Princeton
October 11th, 2019
Princeton wins 28-3
Pregame:
Loving adventure and seeking a release, it’s the Princeton University Band.
[Band marches on to Princeton Cannon Song]
An exciting business is coming to Princeton this November. No, it’s not a third Hoagie Haven, it’s something even more dangerous to your health: Stumpy’s Hatchet House! Stumpy’s hatchet house markets itself as a BYOB axe-throwing establishment. Obviously, the B stands for bandages. Don’t ask Stumpy how he got his nickname, because it’s bad for business. He’s overly confident about the franchise’s prospects, but someone has to cut him down to size. If Stumpy is sued for alcohol related axe injuries, he won’t have a leg to stand on, because it mysteriously vanished in an axe injury that definitely had nothing to do with alcohol. He better be on his best behavior from now on. The band will now form a stump and play Stumpy B. Goode.
[Band forms a stump and plays Johnny B. Goode]
When you’re with the band, you bring your own double double rotating P
[Band forms a Double Double Rotating P and plays Going Back to Nassau Hall]
Hop away band! Don’t lose your other leg!
Halftime:
Bonjour mesdames and messieurs, it’s le Princeton University Band!
[Band marches on to Princeton Forward March]
Did you know Lafayette is considered a hidden Ivy? It must be very well hidden. The only hidden Ivy we know about is Cornell. But Lafayette has got a lot of other hidden facts. For example, Lafayette is America’s first french-english bilingual college but to save on printing costs they had to abandon all the french parts of the signs. As a result, they’ve shortened their name from Marie-Joseph Paul Yves Roch Lafayette College Pascal Gilbert Eisgrubée du Motier, Marquis de Lafayette College to just Lafayette College because the name wouldn’t fit on football jerseys, except for that one really tall guy, Trèy Tall. But the really long name does fit very well on a Baguette Case, which is why Lafayette issues one to every incoming creme-fraiche-man.
[Band forms a Baguette and plays Basket Case]
Lafayette was the first school to use the huddle in football. But we’re proud to say that Princeton University is the first school to use the cuddle. In a pioneering moment for Franco-American relations, our very own Trey Orange (or for our non-French speakers, very orange), will be cuddling lucky fans in the McDondal’s fifth quarter family time hug spectacular. Check in your back pockets to see if you’ve received a special hug token. McDondals: Taste the Hug, spoon responsibly. Forming a cuddle puddle on the field, the Band plays Every Time we Touch.
[Band forms a tight amorphous blobs and plays Everytime we Touch]
Sors de la, le band! Les francophones arrivent bientot!
Brown 2019
Princeton at Brown
October 19th, 2019
Princeton wins 65-22
Pregame:
360 Video
Da da-da daaaaaaa Da DA-DA DAAAAAAAA JOHNNNNNN CENNAAAAA, IT’S THE PRINCETON UNIVERSITY BAND.
[Band scrambles on, charging each other from opposite corners of the field]
In the Brown corner, weighing in at four hundred and twenty pounds…the mascot of Brown University…it’s Bruno!!!!!!!!
In the blue corner, weighing in a whopping four thousand pounds, the ever-vigilant termite protector of I-95. It’s Nibbles Woodaway!!!!!! The bell rings to start the fight, GO! Bruno the big boy comes in hot with an ambitious upper hook to the termite’s soft underbelly. Little does he know the fiberglass-skinned beast has no soft underbelly, nor does this fearsome titan have any weaknesses at all! Bruno’s really in the belly of the beast now. Living up to his nibbly name, Nibbles ever so gently nibbles Bruno’s leg off and gets promptly arrested by the Rhode Island state police because biting off legs is explicitly illegal in Rhode Island. You’ve done it now, Nibbles. Bruno is really not looking good . . . he’s down for the count! The band forms Bruno’s severed leg and plays The Final Countdown.
[band forms Bruno’s severed leg and plays The Final Countdown]
Bruno pulls himself to his foot at the last second, despite massive blood loss and severe bodily and emotional trauma. Bruno’s head and world are spinning, and so is our double-double rotating P!
[Band forms a double double rotating P and plays Going Back to Nassau Hall]
Run away band, the next round is about to begin!
Halftime:
Neither a fruit nor a vegetable, though possibly a disappointment, it’s the Princeton University Band!
[Band marches on to Princeton Forward March]
A recent study of Brown University students’ search history, released by Shiru Cafe, has turned up some very interesting data. Some of the best questions they’ve posed to the infinite wisdom of the interwebs are as follows: Help! I accidentally build a shelf? My roommate thinks Mitt Romney is in our closet and won’t go in the room? I was bitten by a termite when I was a young lad, can I still drink orange juice?
The Princeton Band has invited a special guest, our very own plastic Santa, to attempt to answer some of these questions.
Hello Santa, thank you for joining us today.
Santa: Yes, thank you for having me
Our first question is: what state is Rhode Island in?
Santa: Disarray.
When you have an idea, does a lightbulb really appear over your head?
Santa: Why don’t you try having one first
If you die in Canada, do you die in real life?
Santa: I’ll let the band answer that one.
Forming a tombstone, the band plays O Canada
[Band forms a tombstone and plays O Canada]
Hey Santa, did I turn my boyfriend into a vampire?
Santa: If you did, you’re on the naughty list.
Just ate 52 pizza rolls, will I die in my sleep?
Santa: I can really tell you’re a college student. Isn’t midterms week coming up or something?
What kind of bees produce milk?
Santa: Brown bees, of course! Don’t you know that’s how you get Rhode Island’s official state beverage, coffee milk?
HOW DO I TURN OFF CAPS LOCK
Santa: You do realize you’re talking, right?
Do you think humans will ever walk on the sun?
Santa: They often do during Christmas time. Where do you think the coal in your stockings comes from?
Alright then Santa. Forming a lump of coal, the band plays Great Balls of Fire.
[Band forms a lump of coal and plays Great Balls of Fire]
Run away band! Go figure out how to safely look at a picture of the sun.
Harvard 2019
Harvard at Princeton
October 26th, 2019
Princeton wins 30-24
Band Centennial Game
Pregame:
Sideline POV
360 Video
Definitely not responsible for Prohibition, it’s the Princeton Uuuuuuniversity Band!
[Band marches on to Princeton Cannon Song]
Now that we’ve reached the ripe old age of 100, the band would like to look back on our fabled, “completely ‘veritas’” history. There are some disputes about our origins. The standard telling has that the band was founded in 1919 as Article 441 of the Treaty of Versailles (the other delegates thought America hadn’t suffered enough during the war). Others maintain that the band was founded by wandering 13th century druids, who invented the first sousaphone and discovered the plaid sheep roaming the sweeping plains of Central Jersey. Forming a plaid sheep, the band now takes you back through a time warp to our mythic past.
[Band forms a sheep and plays Time Warp]
Other events from the band’s colorful history include: providing mood music for NASA as they faked the moon landing, inspiring the invention of tweezers, and leading the final charge of Australia’s Great Emu War (on the side of the Emus, of course). Now, just as we did at Nixon’s second inauguration, the band forms a double-double rotating P!
[Band forms a Double Double Rotating P and plays Going Back to Nassau Hall]
Run away band, the Australian Army is back, and they want a rematch!
Halftime:
One hundred years young and still as immature as the day it was founded, it’s the Princeton University Band!
Would you look this good at 100 years old? This year marks the Princeton University Band’s one hundredth year of rambling round the campus, full of jollity and slightly cacophonous music.
Starting out as a more boring (*cough*) traditional marching band, the band discovered humor and the joys of tacky clothing in the ‘50s and quickly became what we are today: a plaid-clad horde of rascals supplying light entertainment and mild annoyance to all who want it, and all who don’t. Dedicated to the idea that all people, no matter how tone-deaf, can have a good time playing music, we strive to demonstrate that discipline has no place in a marching band. And for that matter, neither does marching! From garnering concerns by pummeling Santa Claus to accidentally brawling with military cadets at the Citadel, we’ve done it all. Celebrating ourselves, the band plays 100 Orange Balloons.
[Band forms 100 and plays 99 Luftballons]
You know what else happened 100 years ago? The great Boston molasses flood. It was a wall of molasses 25 feet high. That’s almost as high as a Harvard student’s ego. Evidenced by the Harvard Band’s briefly record-setting 12 foot 6 inch conductor’s baton, giant tuba, and enormous bass drum, it seems that Harvard students have a problem with overcompensation. Is it really a bass drum? Or is the ugly truth just that it’s a drum head covering a vastly huge tire? (1:23)
[Band plays Also Sprach Zarathustra and flashes: VASTLY HUGE TIRE, THE UGLY VERITAS, GO GET EM TIGERS!]
Run away band, here’s to the next hundred! CLINK
Cornell 2019
Princeton at Cornell
November 1st, 2019
Princeton wins 21-7
Pregame:
Having no relevance to an athletic contest…it’s the Princeton University band!
Princeton’s tiger mascot has encased many a sweaty bod during its tenure as a suit. Do you ever wonder who is really in it though? We’ve had quite the variety of people in our furry friend, from the humble Princeton student to Canadian prime minister Justin Trudeau. The inside of that suit has seen it all. Urban legend has it that those who venture in never come back quite the same. I’ve heard that some even go mad. The Princeton band took it upon themselves to solve the mystery of the tiger mascot. They will be sending yours truly to put on that very suit and to uncover its hidden secrets. Just a zip and you can call me the tiger.
[Band forms a zipper and plays You Can Call Me Al]
I’m back! A lightbulb really DOES appear over your head when you have an idea! Bees DO produce milk! I’ve seen the light! And so has our double double rotating P!
[Band forms a Double Double Rotating P and plays Going Back to Nassau Hall]
Run away band! It’s your turn in the spirit suit.
Halftime:
A disagreeable beast characterized by a fetid odor, it’s the PUB!
[Band marches on to Princeton Forward March]
You might know that the Cornell mascot used to be a live bear called Touchdown. However, you probably don’t know that Princeton used to have a live Tiger named Safety. In fact, the safety in football is named after him, not the other way around. Athletics used to house Safety in an end zone during the game, so that players ran the risk of being attacked by the tiger if they got tackled in their own end zone. Players quickly found that taunting him with an orange-and-black plaid rag would quickly anger and tire Safety. The most impressive tiger- fighters in the team would be awarded 2 points. Forming an eye-catching tiger-baiting rag, the band plays Eye of the Tiger.
[Band forms a square and plays Eye of the Tiger]
In 1969, after too many quarter-backs received unfortunate tiger-related injuries, Safety was moved off the field—but not for good. For the following twenty years, every time the team scored a safety, he would be let loose on the field along with 6 gazelles with the letters S-A-F-E- T-Y on them (that’s why there’s no safeties these days). To save on printing costs, athletics once tried one gazelle with the word safety, but the gazelle ate Safety in a cruel trick of nature. Some say, when Princeton scores a touchdown to this day, you can hear his compressed roar over the PA system. Forming a broken .mp3 file on the field, the band plays Livin’ on a PA System.
[Band forms a squiggly sine wave and plays Livin’ on a Prayer]
Run away band, here comes that tiger.
The Cut Pregame
Bill bill bill bill bill its the Princeton University Band *to the tune of Bill Nye the science guy* Brought to you by: entropy.
[Band marches on to Princeton Cannon Song]
Hi I’m Bill Nye, Cornell’s most famous alum.. Consider the following: each Ivy League is a form of chicken. Let’s take a closer look at this phenomenon. Columbia is a singular buffalo wing. Brown is a 🅱️one-in vegan chicken nugget. Haahvahd would be an immaculately-prepared breast of chicken slathered in gray poupon. Inertia is a property of matter. Princeton is yo mama’s home-made chicken pot pie. Cornell is obviously chicken nuggets, especially since its second most famous alum after me is the inventor of the chicken nugget, Robert C. Baker, also known as the chicken nugget man. Are chicken nuggets even real chicken? Attempting to find out, the band forms a chicken nugget and plays You can call me Nugget Man.
[Band forms a chicken nugget and plays You Can Call Me Al]
Here’s a nifty home experiment that even you hotel administration majors can do: it’s the double-double rotating P!
[Band forms a double double rotating P and plays Going Back to Nassau Hall]
Well that’s our show. If you’ll excuse us, we’ve got some running away to do. See ya!
Note: This show was not cut for any inappropriate jokes, but because it did not have any relevance to the athletic contest at hand, which made Cornell deem it unacceptable. It’s censorship!
Dartmouth 2019
Played at Yankee Stadium (Dartmouth home game)
November 9th, 2019
Princeton loses 10-27
Intro:
“Prepare for trouble… and make it double! Following a recent bandie shortage, the Dartmouth and Princeton marching bands have banded together to form the Dartmouth-Princeton Marching Band! Keep your eyes, ears, and bananas peeled as the DPMB puts on a halftime show to rival those of the Super Bowl!”
March on to Dartmouth song. have a block for Dartmouth and 4 lines for Princeton.
SHAPES:
Form “d” facing Princeton side which looks like “p” to observers on the Dartmouth side. Play The Impression that I Get facing Princeton.
Form “p” facing Princeton side and “d” facing Dartmouth side. play Time Warp facing Dartmouth.
Outro:
half circle lines up with straight line and four lines march off playing Princeton song
Yale 2019
Yale at Princeton
November 16th, 2019
Princeton loses 14-51
Pregame:
What’s all that heavy breathing about? It’s the Princeton University Band!
[Band scrambles onto the field]
During one of our campus marcharounds, we got lost in a steam tunnel, and accidentally ended up in a fiery underworld of eternal damnation. That’s right: Yale. Looking to amuse ourselves, we searched Tripadvisor for some light entertainment. Escape New Haven showed up as the number one out of eleven recommendations for fun and games. We’re not kidding. Look it up. The band forms a spoon with which to escape from Jail – ahem – I mean Yale, and states that they’d “Rather Be” anywhere else.
[Band forms a spoon and plays Rather Be]
The band decided to play the long game. Pretending at first to cooperate, we got in close with Yale’s athletics department. Then, after what seemed like years of digging, the band escaped in true Shawshank fashion, taking with them all the money Yale took as bribes for admissions and booked it back to Nassau Hall, where we celebrated with a double double rotating P!
[Band forms a Double Single Rotating P and plays Going Back to Nassau Hall, no repeat]
Run away band, Handsome Dan has caught our scent!
Halftime:
In this group, there is no line. There is only chaos. What is the Princeton University Band?
[Band marches on to Princeton Forward March]
Recently, two Princetonians competed in the semifinals of the Jeopardy! Tournament of Champions. Attempting to get in on the fun, the Princeton Band presents: Jeopardy! The Plaid Edition. Introducing our contestants today, we have Sally (Hi!) and all of you! Surprise!
Contestant: Alright, I’ll take Princeton football for 200.
Host: This is the only relevant university that we play in football, wears blue, and has a bulldog mascot.
Contestant: What is Butler University?
Host: That’s correct.
Contestant: I’ll have Celebrities for 400.
Host: This popular holiday figure has endured countless years of us hitting him with a baseball bat.
Contestant: Who is Santa Claus?
Host: That’s right! We’ll be right back after the break.
[Band forms a TV and plays Holiday]
Host: And we’re back!
Contestant: I’ll take architecture for 500
Host: The band prevents those who live near this campus landmark from sleeping in on game day mornings.
Contestant: Oh I know! What is Blair Arch?
Host: Yes! Now it’s time for final jeopardy. The category is disaster zones. Here’s the clue: this ancient city was destroyed by the eruption of Mt. Vesuvius in the year 79.
[Band forms a Mt. Vesuvius and plays Jeopardy! theme]
Contestant: What is New Haven?
Host: Ooooh so close, but I’m sorry. The answer was Pompeii. You just lost all your points.
[Staying in previous formation, Band plays Pompeii]
Run away, Band! Don’t tell the audience we actually can’t pay them their winnings.
Penn 2019
Princeton at Penn
November 23rd, 2019
Princeton wins 28-7
Pregame:
Crashing the Band Van again, it’s the Princeton University Band!
[Band scrambles on]
Destiny Eisenhour is our fearless leader. Her greatest triumphs as band president include: solving the mystery of the missing band van, bringing kilts back into fashion, and being the only person to have suffered a concussion at the hands of Santa Claus. Destiny has enough love to go around for everyone. Here is a list of things that Destiny loves.
- The Princeton University Band
- Baking cookies, brownies, and brownies at Murray Dodge
- Musicals
- Ben Platt
- Musicals involving Ben Platt
- The Penn, which is mightier than the sword (because she’s an English major)
- Vampires–she’s writing her thesis on them
- The song ‘Love Drunk’
Forming a double double non-rotating D for democracy, the Band appeases our tyrannical overlord by playing Love Drunk, for once.
[Band forms a double double rotating D and plays Love Drunk]
Destiny is an English major, so we wrote her a poem:
Some say the world will end in plaid
Some say in football
From what I’ve tasted of the Princeton University Band
I hold with those who favor…
RING! RING!
Oh, it looks like Destiny is calling me. Forming a phone on the field, the band plays Mr. Brightside.
[Band forms a phone and plays Mr. Brightside]
“Hello? What do you mean you’ve been arrested?” Run away band, we have to go bail Destiny out of jail!
Halftime:
Shaking children for science, it’s the Princeton University Band!
[Band marches on to Princeton Forward March]
According to Fox29, Philadelphia boasts 3,000 sugar babies across four schools, with the University of Pennsylvania coming in a hot second. Wait! The Penn band is old and describes itself as well-endowed. How about a little mutually beneficial relationship? You’d have to lose the rugby shirts, of course – any date would have to be a suit-and-tie affair, to say nothing of the clashing between red and orange! Now that we think about it, that would be a pretty bad romance.
[Band forms F and plays Bad Romance]
One of the reasons there are so many sugar babies in Philadelphia is because of high college tuition, which has been on the rise due to increasing printing costs as of late. Sugar babying is a lucrative industry, but if you don’t have what it takes, we have some recommendations for other ways Penn students can pay for college:
- Peddle knock off Quaker Oats
- Sign your younger siblings up for our research project: Uncovering the Effects of High-frequency vertical oscillation on Youths
- Give your firstborn child to Rumplestiltskin – or cut out the middleman and just sell your gametes
Or just take Ben Franklin’s sage advice: “What’s more valuable than diamonds? Virtue.” Wait, I guess that takes us back to sugar daddies. Sorry Penn, it looks like your best option is still to find a sugar daddy and get a free ride.
[Band forms a dollar bill and plays Free Ride]
Run away, Band! It’s time to fill out our profile on SeekingArrangement.com (1:29)
Announcer sign-off.
Alright, everybody…. This great big orange-and-black-plaid mafia is brought to you by three fierce, strong, fearless women: President Destiny Eisenhour, ’20, purveyor of decadent Pennsylvanian snacks and pure wholesomeness and always cheering us ON; our Drum Major, Rachel Lee ’21, member of a certain well-known crowd that resides in Blair and tolerator of our beverages, mischief and mayhem; and our hoagie-proffering, local New Jerseyan Mamma Mia Sarah Elkordy ’21….. Also, a nod to tzar of conducting and music extraordinaire, Conductor Conor Rachlin, ’21. Finally, absolutely nobody can forget to thank the smooth, sultry voice of the dashing, handsome, and irrevocably charming Assistant Announcer who minded the shop while I was gone who also owns the keys to the money box and our hearts as Treasurer…… cheers to Nathaniel Hontz, ’21. Ladies and gentlemen, non-binary friends….. This is your announcing compadre from the great vast Southwest, from the 81082 in Trinidad, Colorado…. This is Sally Jane Ruybàlid, 2021, signing off the hundredth football season of the band that has endured a century and plans to be around for the next. Good night, everyone!
Princeton University Band 